Carlton.
Classic….
oh, how i miss this.
that 2nd one and the 6th one always made me rofl lol
THE MIDDLE ONE LMFAO
(via gizzlemanbitch)
This is what friends do when they’re bored in a dorm on a saturday night !
| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on |
| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school |
| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |